A Hefty White Bread (Children of the Corn 2023)

Is it possible to make a good Children of the Corn film? We ask ourselves this very important question as we review 2023’s Shudder Exclusive Children of the Corn 2020 remake. I mean, there are literally 11 movies in the franchise now. 

One of them has to be good, right? Right? 

Well, after being shot during the early days COVID-19 Pandemic and stuck in distribution hell for the last three years Kurt Wimmer’s attempt brings the franchise to the modern day with a new baddie in the lead: Eden. 

There’s also our Final Girl™ Bo and her dad, the town Comptroller. Or Mayor. I don’t know they never really clarified. 

And it wouldn’t be a Children of the Corn film without the wonderful He Who Walks. 

We also talk about Barbenheimer, Halloween Ends, and the joys of aging. 

 

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Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.