Episodes
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
James Marsden Doesn't Need to Exist (Into the Grizzly Maze)
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
Grizzly bears are on the protected species list with only 1,500 still living in the lower 48 states of the US and 31,000 living in Alaska’s great wilderness. So, it makes perfect sense to make a move wherein a grizzly bear is made out to be the bad guy for killing poachers and just doing what a grizzly is known to do--which is protecting its natural habitat.
This week, Real Horrorshow is wandering into The Grizzly Maze, a 2015 direct-to-streaming horror film starring James Marsden, Piper Perabo, someone from the Vampire Diaries, Bill Bob Thornton...And, of course, the wonderful grizzly bear himself: Bart the Bear.
What a great movie to discuss on Earth Day. Fuck protected species, am I right?
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Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
I'm a Naughty Boy - Real Minishow Ep. 29
Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
Episode Summary
We are back again this week to talk about the second half of Season 2 of The Vampire Diaries. We find out the werewolf / vampire hybrids exist and that Stefan will do anything he can to save his brother. And the bloodbath in Mystic Falls continues with the death of Elena’s birth father and her legal guardian, Jenna. And oh no! Jeremy also has a close encounter with death--luckily Bonnie is able to rescue him with her witch magic. But, it looks like his love life is about to get more complicated with the ghosts of his past coming for a visit.
Sam and Stormy also pick their movie for next week: Into the Grizzly Maze, starring James Marsden and Billy Bob Thornton. There are some other people in there too, but they’re the only ones that matter. Sorry, Piper Perabo.
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Tuesday Apr 06, 2021
Re-Broadcast of Monster High (2018 Review)
Tuesday Apr 06, 2021
Tuesday Apr 06, 2021
This a re-broadcast of our 2018 April Fool's episode where we review "Monster High" which is the first movie in the rebooted Monster High franchise. Since the episode, I have since learned that this reboot was VERY controversial in the Monster High fandom. We still liked it though. Probably because we had no prior relationship to the brand.
I also didn't give this a listen before re-uploading. Here's hoping we didn't say anything too scandalous.
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Sam and Stormy are back this week to give you a sick new episode of the Real Horrorshow podcast. This week they talk about the hidden gem 'Welcome to Monster High' and what makes it scary. They also learn valuable lessons in friendship and why it's okay to be different and be yourself. Please visit realhorrorshow.com for exclusive content, written reviews, and other scary stuff. Follow us! Twitter: @Horrorshow__Pod Facebook: @RealHorrorshow Executive Producer, Writer & Host: Sam Oty Associate Producer, Writer & Co-Host: Stormy Skies Theme Song: “La” the theme from “Child’s Play by Joe Renzetti All rights reserved. No reproduction or use of this content is permitted without the express written consent of the Real Horrorshow Podcast.
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Monday Mar 29, 2021
What Were We Even Doing (Hell Fest)
Monday Mar 29, 2021
Monday Mar 29, 2021
This week, we’re reviewing 2018’s “Hell Fest,” a simple slasher brought to us by the executive producer of ‘The Walking Dead’ (which probably means something to someone). The film follows a group of friends as they’re stalked by a serial killer through, you guessed it, a popular Hell Fest.
We also talk briefly about the new ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ movie and whether or not ‘Leatherface’ is the unsung hero of the franchise. Lol. Just kidding. ‘Leatherface’ is terrible and you’re terrible for liking it.
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Vaccinations, Severed Cow Hooves, and Cedar Point
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Monday Mar 22, 2021
In this week’s minishow, Sam humblebrags about her vaccination but also gives a fair warning about the side effects. She also asks Stormy about whether or not it was normal when a current candidate for the Virginia House of Delegates made her handle two severed cow hooves for a haunted trail back in 2010. Spoilers: it wasn’t.
They also talk about the first half of the second season of Vampire Diaries. Things really start to heat up when Katherine shows up to make this love triangle more quadrilateral. And just when things start going back to normal and Stefan and Elena can make out in peace, a new enemy arrives with the threat of a CW Spinoff.
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Wednesday Mar 10, 2021
His House (2020) Review
Wednesday Mar 10, 2021
Wednesday Mar 10, 2021
No funny title for this episode? The week we’re reviewing His House, a 2020 American horror movie that follows a refugee couple as they confront the ghosts in their new house...and the ghosts of their past.
This was a tough one, but one of the best movies we’ve reviewed for the pod so far, so if you haven’t watched it go do it...now!
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Monday Mar 01, 2021
So, We're Watching the Vampire Diaries Now - Real Minishow Ep. 27
Monday Mar 01, 2021
Monday Mar 01, 2021
TRIGGER WARNING:
We spend the first few minutes of this minishow discussing the news of the new Jeepers Creepers trilogy and Victor Salva’s background--which includes the discussion of the sexual assault of children.
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This week on the minishow, we’re assigned “His House” a 2020 Netflix “original.” We also begin our deep-dive into The Vampire Diaries. Stormy can’t get enough of it while Sam enters into a bleak chasm of despair whenever she hits play. She’ll warm up to it, right? Like, the first episodes of Buffy weren’t that great.
Guest
Our guest is Technically Paige from T1 Three Media where you can hear her on The Debatable Podcast.
You can also find her on TwitchTV : www.twitch.tv/damen1446
And Twitter: @_damen1446
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- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
- Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod
- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Sunday Feb 21, 2021
The Blair Witch Project ft. Technically Paige
Sunday Feb 21, 2021
Sunday Feb 21, 2021
A little late and a dollar short, but we’re finally celebrating the 21st birthday of the iconic Blair Witch Project with Paige from T1 Three Media. It’s a very exciting episode for us because this was a first time viewing for Miss Paige, so we get to hear a fresh new take on the famous found footage flick.
We also talk about the proper way to traverse nature and why you should never let Mike hold your maps.
Fuckin’ Mike, amiright?
Guest
Our guest is Technically Paige from T1 Three Media where you can hear her on The Debatable Podcast.
You can also find her on TwitchTV : www.twitch.tv/damen1446
And Twitter: @_damen1446
Find Us Online
- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
- Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod
- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
- Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/
Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Wednesday Feb 17, 2021
Interview with a Vampire: FOR KIDS! - Real Minishow Ep. 26
Wednesday Feb 17, 2021
Wednesday Feb 17, 2021
Sam and Stormy suck and didn’t watch The Vampire Diaries like we promised. BUT, that won’t stop us from talking about its history--starting with it’s sordid history as Sam catches Stormy up to speed on LJ Smith, work for hire contracts, and the fun world of fan fiction.
They’re also assigned their next movie review, and they’ve been praying for something very special. So, let’s hope the J-man delivers.
Guest
Our guest Jane Doe is an author and activist from Oakland. Her first book, TITLE, is available [here]. Follow her on Twitter [@janedoe] and on Instagram [@janedoe], or visit her website [here].
Find Us Online
- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
- Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod
- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Sunday Feb 14, 2021
A Very Special Horrorshow: Fifty Shades Darker
Sunday Feb 14, 2021
Sunday Feb 14, 2021
Sigh. We’re back this Valentine’s Day to analyze the toxic relationship between Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey...as well as her weird relationship with her BFF Joseph, who just has a gallery of pictures of Anastasia’s face? That’s right, we’re continuing our new Valentine’s Day tradition by reviewing the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel: Fifty Shades Darker. Are Anna and Christian going to enter a healthy vanilla relationship? Is Anna ever going to learn how to read people? Is she ever going to find her own agency and become a person not void of their own thoughts?
Seriously though, what the heck is wrong with this girl?
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- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.