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Sam and Stormy died and they can’t get into Heaven until they review every horror movie on Netflix.
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Monday Jul 19, 2021
Monday Jul 19, 2021
**TRIGGER WARNING**
This episode contains discussion of sexual assault.
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This week we’re discussing ‘Horns’ a 201[x] horror (?) movie staring Daniel Radcliffe and Juno Temple. The story follows a distraught young man who’s accused of murdering his ethereal girlfriend as he begins to grow horns.
We discuss whether or not this movie should be categorized as a horror movie and why Nick from ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ ain’t sh*t.
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- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Friday Jul 09, 2021
Friday Jul 09, 2021
This week Sam got to go to her first concert in over a year and had a super fun traumatizing experience while trying to leave Washington, DC. She and Stormy also talk about the possibility of forming a weather-themed band. I don't know, I think we'd have kind of a '70s glam rock vibe. Like Sonny and Cher.
We're also picking our next movie to review along with discussing the second half of The Vampire Diaries. Elena becomes a raging b*tch to deal with the loss of her brother Jeremy, Bonnie also dies, and we finally get a backdoor pilot for the long-awaited spinoff "The Originals".
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Saturday Jun 26, 2021
Saturday Jun 26, 2021
There’s something sleeping in Sam’s flowerbed and she’s determined to figure out what. Wow, that sounded more sexual than I intended.
And that’s how we like it because this week we’re reviewing Jennifer’s Body and re-assessing our relationship with Megan Fox. We love her. We’re sorry for hating you back in 2009 Meg. It wasn’t your fault and we can be friends now.
Jennifer’s Body is a 2009 horror comedy written by Diablo Cody (Juno) and directed by Karyn Kusama (The Invitation). Join us as we learn why going to concerts is a bad thing and admire Cody’s ability to capture the teenage voice.
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Friday Jun 18, 2021
Friday Jun 18, 2021
Episode Summary
We’re back to continue our viewing of The Vampire Diaries with the first half of season four, and okay, fine, we get it Elena sucks. Holy crap, does she suck. We thought you all were being ridiculous with all the Elena hate, but we get it now. What in the Wattpad is going on with season four? How could she do this to Stefan? Hoes just don’t know loyalty any more smh.
We’re also going to pick our next horror movie to review, and oh boy, Jesus has truly blessed us this week.
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Friday Jun 11, 2021
Friday Jun 11, 2021
Episode Summary
This week, we’re risking it all to talk about Zack Snyder’s newest horror flick “Army of the Dead.” We love Zack Snyder. He's great. We promise. He. he. he. Please don't bully us.
“Army of the Dead” is a 2021 zombie action flick that follows a group of mercenaries as they try to pull off the ultimate Las Vegas heist.
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Saturday Jun 05, 2021
Saturday Jun 05, 2021
Episode Summary
There is so much to talk about regarding the last have of season 3 of ‘The Vampire Diaries’ as we find ourselves in the heat of a LOVE TRIANGLE. That’s right, both Salvatore brothers are throwing their hats into the ring for the affection of Elena. The team also finalizes their plans to eliminate Klause once and for all...Well, kind of. We know there’s a spinoff….but he’s dead to us. For now.
No spoilers please.
We also select our next movie to review: “Army of the Dead” featuring lesbian icon, Tig Notaro, just in time for the start of Pride Month.
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Wednesday May 26, 2021
Wednesday May 26, 2021
This week we’re having a belated Mother’s Day celebration with a review of the cult hit ‘Goodnight Mommy’! Twin boys don’t believe their mother is who she says she is when she returns home from major cosmetic surgery. Really, these kids are the worst and solidify my decision to remain childless. They will betray you at the drop of a hat. Stay vigilant parents and trust no one.
We also talk about selling on eBay and the insane amount of money people will put down for a set of Disney collectibles.
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Thursday May 06, 2021
Thursday May 06, 2021
Episode Summary
Season 3 of The Vampire Diaries is SO GOOD. Stefan has abandoned Elena and Damon, leaving them alone to play house. Klaus is on the hunt to sire the perfect vampire/werewolf hybrids. And Matt is still living the saddest life of the entire cast.
Please, someone, get Matt a therapist. He is so lonely and sad and deserves the best.
We’re also assigned ‘Goodnight Mommy’ a cult classic Austrian horror film from 2014 to watch in honor of Mother’s Day. Yes, Mother’s Day is coming up. This is your reminder to go buy your mother a present. Hurry. Run!
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
Grizzly bears are on the protected species list with only 1,500 still living in the lower 48 states of the US and 31,000 living in Alaska’s great wilderness. So, it makes perfect sense to make a move wherein a grizzly bear is made out to be the bad guy for killing poachers and just doing what a grizzly is known to do--which is protecting its natural habitat.
This week, Real Horrorshow is wandering into The Grizzly Maze, a 2015 direct-to-streaming horror film starring James Marsden, Piper Perabo, someone from the Vampire Diaries, Bill Bob Thornton...And, of course, the wonderful grizzly bear himself: Bart the Bear.
What a great movie to discuss on Earth Day. Fuck protected species, am I right?
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
Episode Summary
We are back again this week to talk about the second half of Season 2 of The Vampire Diaries. We find out the werewolf / vampire hybrids exist and that Stefan will do anything he can to save his brother. And the bloodbath in Mystic Falls continues with the death of Elena’s birth father and her legal guardian, Jenna. And oh no! Jeremy also has a close encounter with death--luckily Bonnie is able to rescue him with her witch magic. But, it looks like his love life is about to get more complicated with the ghosts of his past coming for a visit.
Sam and Stormy also pick their movie for next week: Into the Grizzly Maze, starring James Marsden and Billy Bob Thornton. There are some other people in there too, but they’re the only ones that matter. Sorry, Piper Perabo.
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- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
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- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
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Good Things to Support
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @ohheyyimsam,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.