Episodes
Friday Feb 17, 2023
Real Minishow Ep. 51 - Death Still Means Nothing
Friday Feb 17, 2023
Friday Feb 17, 2023
We have officially reached the five-year time jump of The Vampire Diaries universe. That’s right season, three of The Originals wraps up with the Mikelson siblings falling into magical sleep while Klaus agrees to a life of torture to atone for his sins.
There’s also this whole thing with Marcel becoming Super Mega Original, but we’ll deal with the fallout of that in season four…probably. Sometimes they forget to wrap up plotlines, but it’s all fine.
We also discuss the future of the podcast with NETFLiX'S pASswORD shArINg LOckDOwN and our undying passion for the film Titanic as it SAILS back into theatres this month. Hyauck hyauck hyauck.
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- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Thursday Feb 02, 2023
Back from the Brink to Review Skinamarink
Thursday Feb 02, 2023
Thursday Feb 02, 2023
Life hit us hard n January, but we’re finally here to bring you our hot takes and cod takes on 2022’s viral sensation.
‘Skinamarink’ is a 2022 horror movie about two kids who wake up to find their father missing. Strange things continue to happen as the doors and windows begin to disappear in their home, leaving fewer and fewer ways to get away from the monsters lurking in the shadows.
This is probably THE most divisive horror movies of the last 30 years, leaving these podcast hosts wondering:
“Have we found the next Blair Witch Project?”
But we couldn’t be more excited to get back into it and let you know whether or not Skinamarink is worth the hype.
Guest
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- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
- Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod
- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic
https://shoutyourabortion.com/abortion-pills/
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Friday Jan 13, 2023
Real Minishow Ep. 50 - Not into the Shrek Universe Anymore
Friday Jan 13, 2023
Friday Jan 13, 2023
Happy New Year! We're back after a long holiday break. It wasn't planned, but life just happens this time.
It's 2023, and we're excited to get into the new crop of horror movies being unleashed upon us this year. So, join us as we make tentative plans to review a hot new movie making rounds on Horror TikTok.
Guest
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- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
- Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod
- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
- Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/
Good Things to Support
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic
https://shoutyourabortion.com/abortion-pills/
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Wednesday Dec 21, 2022
I’m Calling an Uber (Goodnight Mommy 2022)
Wednesday Dec 21, 2022
Wednesday Dec 21, 2022
Did you know the US remake of Goodnight Mommy came out earlier this year? Well, if you didn't you're in good company because we heard absolutely nothing about this tired remake.
Starring the queen of US adaptations, Naomi Watts, Goodnight Mommy (2022) follows almost the exact same story as the original Austrian film of the same name. Only...not as good. So, if you're looking for a watered-down version of the original where nothing is tied up well, Goodnight Mommy (2022) is the right film for you!
Guest
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- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
- Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod
- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
- Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/
Good Things to Support
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic
https://shoutyourabortion.com/abortion-pills/
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Monday Dec 05, 2022
All About These Americanizations (Real Minishow Ep. 49)
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Hey all you cool cats and kittens, we’re back this week to let you know that we’re still not caught up on The Originals. But it’s okay. We’re just watching for funsies anyway.
But, that doesn’t mean we’re not going to fill you in on all the other fun stuff going on in our daily lives. Like, Sam getting to attend Kevin Smith’s SModCastle Film Festival and how Stormy is hard at work on that Ph.D.
We’ve also chosen the next film we want to review, which will be *drumroll* Goodnight Mommy (2022). And no, that’s not a mistake. They decided to remake an already perfect thriller because some of you people refuse to read subtitles. Tut tut tut.
Guest
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- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
- Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod
- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
- Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/
Good Things to Support
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic
https://shoutyourabortion.com/abortion-pills/
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Monday Nov 28, 2022
Three Inches Deep (Terrifier)
Monday Nov 28, 2022
Monday Nov 28, 2022
Terrifier 2 was recently trending on the TikTok, so naturally, we had to jump on the bandwagon by reviewing…its predecessor, the cult classic 2016 horror film about Art the Clown. Terrifier, if you will.
Yes, it’s taken us a minute to get around to it, but were fame hungry Internet sluts who only review what’s popular.
Or whatever we want to watch.
You’re not paying us for this shit.
We also spend an appropriate amount of time discussing boobs and peens. #allpeensarebeautiful
Guest
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- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
- Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod
- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
- Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/
Good Things to Support
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic
https://shoutyourabortion.com/abortion-pills/
-----
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Sticky All the Time (Real Minishow Ep. 48)
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Why is it so sticky in Philadelphia? Is there a hurricane outside?
This week on the minishow we ask all the important questions. But we mostly decide on the next movie we're watching to review.
We're also going to have a quick chat about the weather and upcoming horror-adjacent releases coming to a theatre near you.
Guest
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- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
- Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod
- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
- Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/
Good Things to Support
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic
https://shoutyourabortion.com/abortion-pills/
-----
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Sunday Nov 13, 2022
Colonization is the Real Horrorshow (Prey 2022)
Sunday Nov 13, 2022
Sunday Nov 13, 2022
We’re back with our highly-anticipated review of the Hulu original movie “Prey.”
Prey is the fifth installment of the Predator franchise and serves as a prequel to all the other films in the series.
We’re taken back to the year 1719, where a young Comanche woman must prove herself as a warrior when she comes face-to-face with the advanced alien race we’ve all come to know and love.
We also talk about Native representation in other media powerhouses, specifically Twilight.
Guest
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- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
- Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod
- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
- Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/
Good Things to Support
*This episode was recorded two weeks before the leaked Supreme Court Opinion on Roe v. Wade came out. Below is a link to a Google Doc with resources for those with uteruses who will be affected by the upcoming decision--along with other reasons as we find them.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic
https://shoutyourabortion.com/abortion-pills/
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Tuesday Nov 01, 2022
Am I Being Mandela Effected? (Real Minishow Ep. 47)
Tuesday Nov 01, 2022
Tuesday Nov 01, 2022
It’s time for another mini-sho where we talk about whatever the hell we want--but mostly Season 3 of ‘The Originals’. The stakes have increased with the arrival of Klaus’s ex-girlfriend who wants him back.
Or she wants to kill him.
It’s always hard to tell with this group.
We also have some scathing critiques of the horror community in this episode. It’s gonna get spicy.
Guest
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- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
- Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod
- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
- Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/
Good Things to Support
*This episode was recorded two weeks before the leaked Supreme Court Opinion on Roe v. Wade came out. Below is a link to a Google Doc with resources for those with uteruses who will be affected by the upcoming decision--along with other reasons as we find them.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic
https://shoutyourabortion.com/abortion-pills/
-----
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Friday Oct 21, 2022
Were Those Real Fiji Fish? (Sweetheart 2019)
Friday Oct 21, 2022
Friday Oct 21, 2022
Hey all you cool cats and kittens, we're traveling to a beautiful remote island to catch some sun and relaxation. And to fight a horrible man-fish living in a hole in the bottom of the ocean.
Which is more or less the plot of this week's movie: 2019's Sweetheart starring Kiersey Clemons, Emory Cohen, Hanna Mangan-Lawrence, and Andrew Crawford.
Sam also does her best to give a mini-Halloween Ends review without spoiling the movie for Stormy.
Guest
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- Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com
- Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod
- Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/
- Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/
Good Things to Support
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic
https://shoutyourabortion.com/abortion-pills/
-----
- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.