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Sam and Stormy died and they can’t get into Heaven until they review every horror movie on Netflix.
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Thursday May 12, 2022
Thursday May 12, 2022
This week we return with a hot new review for the hot new Netflix "original" horror movie 'Choose or Die'. 'Choose or Die' (originally titled 'Curs>r') stars 'Sex Education's Asa Butterfield and newcomer Iola Evans, as they try to solve the mysteries behind a deadly retro game...narrated by the wonderful Robert Englund.
We also discuss the economic status of the 'Euphoria' characters and how they shouldn't be able to afford their lifestyles.
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*This episode was recorded two weeks before the leaked Supreme Court Opinion on Roe v. Wade came out. Below is a a link to a Google Doc with resources for those with uteruses who will be affected by the upcoming decision--along with other reasons as we find them.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic
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- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Wednesday May 04, 2022
We’re back from spring break, and we couldn’t be more excited to dive into ‘The Originals, the ‘Vampire Diaries spinoff that follows Klaus Mikelson as he prepares to embark on the journey of fatherhood. Oh, and there’s also some weird turf war going on with a guy named Marcel who’s known Klaus…for a very long time…yeah…The expanded ‘Vampire Diaries universe still has its weird relationship with race.
We also decided on the next movie we’re going to review (Choose or Die) and get an update about Sam’s big play premiere.
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*This episode was recorded two weeks before the leaked Supreme Court Opinion on Roe v. Wade came out. Below is a link to a Google Doc with resources for those with uteruses who will be affected by the upcoming decision--along with other reasons as we find them.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic
https://shoutyourabortion.com/abortion-pills/
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
Sam got engaged, so now’s the perfect time to watch a movie wherein a husband handcuffs his corpse to his cheating spouse instead of going to therapy. That’s right, this week we’re reviewing “Till Death” starring Megan Fox in all her Foxy glory. Will she manage to untangle herself from her husband and survive his twisted, post-mortem mindgames. And seriously, when will Megan Fox get her chance to shine in the eyes of film critics everywhere? And is she really going to marry Machine Gun Kelly? Ugh.
We also talk about The Foo Fighters’ surprise horror flick “Studio 666” and Brittnay Snow’s acting career.
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
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- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Saturday Mar 19, 2022
Saturday Mar 19, 2022
What a long strange journey it's been through 'The Vampire Diaries'. We're talking about how the showrunners just like to screw Bonnie over for the sole purpose of screwing Bonnie over, how underwhelming the return of Katherine was, and how STEPHAN AND ELENA SHOULD HAVE BEEN END GAME.
We're sad to end this chapter of the podcast, but oh so excited to finally rejoin our beloved Kalus in "The Originals"
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
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- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Thursday Mar 10, 2022
Thursday Mar 10, 2022
This week, we're reviewing the 2022 """"sequel"""" to the 1974 classic, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Don't worry if you've never seen it, because the writers of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 also haven't watched the original, so you're in okay company.
Because where this movie succeeds as a slasher, it fails at being what it's pretending to be--Halloween 2018 but with Leatherface and a chainsaw instead.
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Wednesday Mar 02, 2022
Wednesday Mar 02, 2022
Oh no, a siren is tormenting the town of Mystic Falls and has taken control of eeeevil Damon and eeeeevil Enzo! Meanwhile, Stefan and Caroline get engaged despite their lack of chemistry while Bonnie deals with losing the love of her life to another woman. But just when things can't get bad enough Matt's estranged father decides to make an appearance--I mean--we find out that the sirens are using Damon and Enzo to resurrect Satan himself...Kade.
And that's just the first eight episodes of the final season of The Vampire Diaries!
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- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
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- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Wednesday Feb 23, 2022
Wednesday Feb 23, 2022
What a long strange journey it has been through the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise. Grey? Gray? Grey.
This week, Sam and Stormy complete the trilogy that captures the hearts of a million horny women all over the world.
'Fifty Shades Freed' follows the story of Anna and Christian Grey as they deal with the turmoils of married life. Like having a baby, sunbathing nude, and hitting up the woman who molested you instead of getting therapy.
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- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
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- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
There's no easy way to say this, but season 7 of 'The Vampire Diaries' was a MESS. They're really struggling to find their footing without the presence of their leading lady. Too many plotlines and too much jumping around--and this is coming from someone who loves non-linear storytelling.
Also, this show is really starting to cross a line in who it chooses to put into romantic pairings (seriously, what is it with vampires and teenage girls?)
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- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
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- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
O.M.G We're back this week to discuss the all-time classic #girlpower horror movie, 'The Descent'!!
This may be a super hot take, but 'The Descent' is absolutely a modern classic. It's also the perfect palet cleanser we need after the mess that was 'The Cave'. But I promise we don't compare the two THAT much. Only where it matters. Like dick size.
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.
Monday Jan 31, 2022
Monday Jan 31, 2022
Oh boy, Vampire Diaries is getting fookin' wild. After Sam initially pointed out that Alaric has INSANE chemistry with all of his students, he's finally impregnated one. Well...not really...but that kind of makes the whole situation worse since Caroline was impregnated by a coven of witches against her will.
Damon is also having a hard time coping without the love of his life, Elena, who's still sound asleep in her little coffin...just waiting for the day Bonnie dies. There are also a lot of Salvatore mommy issues to sort through this season. And that was only in the first eleven episodes!
We also have our obligatory discussion about the When We Were Young Fest...because that's a Real Horrorshow waiting to happen (see what I did there?).
We’re finally back after a nice, long winter holiday. This week, we’ve finally finished season six of The Vampire Diaries, and we have a lot of hot takes regarding the hard left turn the showrunners take. And, because it’s the New Year, we talk a bit about what we hope to accomplish in 2022.
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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/
- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/
- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47
Credits
- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,
Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/
- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies
Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies
- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com
About Us
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.